I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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