He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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