That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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