I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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