No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic