Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.