I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.