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• (503): View more from Oregon

  you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.

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• (661): View more from California

  I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.

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  And your penis looks really nice too.

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