Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer