if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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