I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
3pm strippers are depressing
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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