Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
You're right, stupid question.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me