After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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