well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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