i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Reggie can tackle my bush.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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