This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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