You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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