Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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