Christians are straight up FREAKS
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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