Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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