i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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