I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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