left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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