if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Only a mothe r could love this liver
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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