Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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