Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
