I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I got inside last night via doggy door
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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