Duck Duck Cougar?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Randomize
