i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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