Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
time to smoke my breakfast
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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