WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
