You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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