Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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