so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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