try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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