It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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