It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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