i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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