Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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