But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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