I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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