Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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