piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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