Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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