Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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