so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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