I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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