WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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