I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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