I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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