So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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