Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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