I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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