We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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