drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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