I need help removing her.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
how does that bad decision feel?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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